PM's on the fence

My dad found this in yesterdays Daily mail. I wanted to share it with you.

While stitching up the hand of a 75-year-old deven farmer who cut it on a fate as he was working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation.
Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
'Well you know,' drawled the old farmer, 'this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise.'
Not being familliar with the term the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was. The old farmer said: 'When your driving along a country road and you come acoross a fencepost with a tortoise balanced on top, thats called a fencepost tortoise.'
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on teh doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doessn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of an idiot put him up there in the first place.'

I hope that bought a smile to your face. It bought one to mine!! :D

TTFN xxx