MUMS ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE

This is my 2nd blog today
Really. I have no life.
And I have an easy to write for monday.
Which I havent done. I really need to do it.
No really I do.
ARGH!

I hate essays.
They suck balls.
And I am gonna fail Sociology anyway
So theres just no bloomin point.

And my mum is acting like a prat on the Wii Fit.
The instructions are clearly on the screen and she is falling about all over the place.
Just like a drunk.
Stupid prat.
And she keeps getting jolly about her scores.
And she is doing it in the shortest nightshirt ever!
Seriously. You can see her bum.
YEAH IT IS THAT FLIPPING BAD!!
And she keeps doing the same blooming exercises over and over.
Shes doing the steeping one for the THIRD TIME!!!
And she keeps hitting herself with her hands.
And so when she gets bruises and she moans she will bame everyone else.
She is so gay.

WHY ARE MUMS JUST SO ANNOYING!
AND EMBARRASING.

And David was recruting for someone to help him find the dog as she ran away.
Even though he was the one who let her run off.

Mums falling off the balancing board again.
DRUNK!
Seriously.
And I bet she makes me cook dinner tonight.
I cant be asked.
I want to talk to Luke.
Didnt call him last night cause I wasnt in the mood.
But now I really want to.

Anyway my battery is dying so I should go.
Love you
xxx